I’m pissed that the only look that looked so fucking cheap and uneven was Maleficent. The others were works of god damn art…. and then here comes maleficents ugly twin sister. I am a disney princess unless hogwarts sends me a letter. Honestly, though, he was cute, awkward, and young. For someone who was just starting out in this and clearly didn’t have the studio setup or lighting the others have or the professional grade makeup, he did outstanding.  I had a dream last night where Disney characters were all a thing in one universe, and the Fairy Godmother and I were hanging out and she told me that Jafar was trying to kill her. My response was “So it’s a bad thing that I would totally do him?” I’ve seen one too many sexy portrayals of the man. I, too, should probably see a shrink.

A Disney princess

I don’t understand how he can put on lipstick, and it looks like that… but, when I wear lipstick, it looks like I either downed a whole gallon of Hawaiian Punch or ate a whole bag of cherry blow pops as fast as I possibly could. I need a drag queen in my life. I have hooded eyes so ant cute winged liner looks or even blending eyeshadow is a nightmare. Plus raised only by my dad so any makeup that I can do has been through trial and error. Hell first time I attempted to do a winged liner look I removed the liner so many times I rubbed the skin beside my eyes raw and bloody. The guy who did Ursula and Lady Tremaine is the MVP, the rest could use a seamstress or a costume department. Because I was like, “ that looks like any other Persian man, and that looks like a random Persian woman. You can’t do a pretty face and call it Disney, you need to have the whole package!!! Half-assed or in this case half-faced.

Hogwarts

I cry and have image issues as it is. I had a kid and abuse made me not give a shit anymore for years. Now after therapy and being happily married to my bestie who helped me deal with the hell I came from, I try to look like a woman again. Now though I get called a Trans and it just makes me not wanna go out in the world all over again. The Maleficent one was a total cop-out, however, the other looks we’re just mind-blowing and beautiful and on point!!! Really a well-executed art form! And yeah I’d let the gentleman who did the Aladdin looks make me his wife lmao. 

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